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do you guys think im crazy?

I have seventeen turtles all of which i sing to when i come home after work and change into my golden robe. In my spare time i like to think about the inner workings of birds beaks whilst practicing ballet. I wear waterwings, a belt and a rubber duck (you'll never guess where, teehee!) when i sleep. My neighbours cat kept looking at me funny so i chased him into a corner and farted on him. For fun i like to put sunglasses on my dick and make him talk like gonzo. I spent 3 years travelling through Japan squirting mustard on sumo wrestlers. I ate a shopping cart for dinner last night. I like to put on a richard nixon mask and run through elementary schools screaming 'nixons back!' in a richard nixon voice.

They say if you masturbate to much it will make you crazy.

Well I think you should cut back.

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Brody Jenner on Halloween in Nixon Mask