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How do I have a milk chocolate baby?

I am white. I want to have a milk chocolate baby that will grow up to have a milk chocolate complexion with white features.

I want it to look like Michelle Kerry on Fox News Channel.

What color sperm donor should I get?

Can I bring in a color swatch to the sperm doctors? Can I sue him if the baby doesn't come out the shade I like?

Also, I want my baby to grow up to have that shiny hair that black people get when they straighten it. I can also put mayonaize in it.

i seriously hope this is a joke otherwise you have some real problems

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